A woman walks into a butchery shop just before closing time and asks, “Do 😀you still have chicken?”
The butcher opens his deep freezer, takes out his only chicken left and puts it on the weighing scale. It weighs *1.5 kg.*
The woman looks at the chicken and at the scale and asks, “Do you have one that’s a bit bigger than this one?”
The butcher puts the chicken back into the freezer and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scale *he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan. The scale now shows 2 kg.*
“That’s wonderful,” says the woman. “I’ll take both of them, please!”
In a situation like this you realize at once that your integrity and reputation are firmly and seriously on the line.
Up till now, the Butcher has his head inside the big deep freezer looking for the first chicken
Remember: always tell the truth !!!👌🏿😉🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂🏃🏽♂