SMART ELDERS:::: This Will Crack Your Ribs🤣

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*An 83-year-old elderly woman, lying on the bed, said to her 87-year-old elderly husband: “Listen… I just looked out the window and thought the garage light was on. Will you go and turn off the garage light?”*

The old man got up from the bed with great difficulty, opened a window and saw five or six thieves trying to break into his garage door.

*The elder called the nearest police station from there. “Look… write my address. We’re the only two elderly husband and wife at home. Right now five or six burglars are breaking into our garage door. Send a police team quickly”*

From the other side came the dispatcher’s voice:
*“We’ve written your address. WE DON’T HAVE ANY FREE TEAMS RIGHT NOW.* As soon as we get in touch with a team, I’ll send them to your home.”

Hearing this, the elders were disappointed but on the other hand, thieves were still engaged in breaking the lock of the garage.

Two minutes later, *the elder again called the police station: “Listen… there’s no need to send anyone now. I’ve shot all the five thieves…”*

*There was panic on the other side of the line. Within FIVE MINUTES, a POLICE TEAM, along with a HELICOPTER, a PARAMEDIC, THREE DOCTORS and TWO AMBULANCES, reached the old man’s house.  The 5 thieves were soon overpowered and arrested.*

Later the officer in-charge of the police team reached the elder and said:
*“You said that you shot those five thieves, but we caught them alive?”*

The old man replied: *“And you also said that none of your teams were free.”*

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE SENIOR CITIZENS 🥸🥸🥸

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